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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Thumbs down again.
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Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
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Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No way
Just Forget it!
So they tried
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Everyone loved it.
No go.
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
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Loons and Moons
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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